pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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