i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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