so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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