He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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