Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
her facebook's as public as her vagina
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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