I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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