I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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