i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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