I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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