they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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