Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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