I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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