She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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