you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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