dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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