ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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