I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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