I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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