Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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