this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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