he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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