New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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