My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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