Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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