I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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