She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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