u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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