One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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