at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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