I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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