her vagina looked like bernie madoff
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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