i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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