I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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