Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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