Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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