"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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