Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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