Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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