so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
please don't ironically join a cult
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