They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My life is pants optional.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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