I am puke
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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