I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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