It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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