my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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