My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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