Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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