we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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