I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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