Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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