if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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